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12

Jun

Answering Yahoo Questions Part Quatre

Yahoo Question:
Do you think it's worse to be single and lonely, or in an abusive marriage?
My Answer:
0_0 Are you serious?? I can't fathom how this is actually a question. Of course it's worse to be in an abusive marriage!! Who signs up to be mollywhopped daily??

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Answering Yahoo Questions Part Trois

Yahoo Question:
Is it legal to marry your pillow in the U.S.?
My Answer:
*Laughs* Listen, if Erika Eiffel can fly over to Paris and marry the Eiffel Tower, then I don't see why you cannot marry your pillow! You all have my blessing!! Sweet Dreams!!

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Answering Yahoo Questions Part Deux

Yahoo Question:
What do you hate that girls do when you're over?
My Answer:
HMMMM.....so many things!!! Buuuuut, if I had to narrow it down to just one I'd say complaining about how much of an [[insert word here]] I am to everyone you know. There are always three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the truth, so it's not fair for you to be smearing my name when I can't defend myself.

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Answering Yahoo Questions Part 1

Yahoo Question:
Why don't men wear engagement rings?
My answer:
Because we like to savor those last few months of being visibly single without a constant reminder of what comes next. Or, we spent so much money on your engagement ring, that we can't afford to buy one of our own.

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04

Jun

Ask me anything!!

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03

Jun

It’s Sunday…Again…

Just got up and thought what a wonderful Sunday! I planned on getting a bowl of cereal and lying in bed to watch marathons of The Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob Squarepants. But alas, what interrupts my morning?


Mom: “Get ready for church!”

Me: UGGGGGHHHHGGHHGHHGHHHH!!! My LIFE, why?????? *Throws Tantrum*

As I stared up at the ceiling feeling sorry for myself, I pondered. Why would Jesus want us to leave our houses and go to church if he put Joel Osteen and other televangelists on at 10am?? I mean, if they are legit pastors, then why travel? The internet was made to connect the world, however it had the unintentional effect of making people too lazy to leave their homes as they could do most activities (banking, shopping, dating) over the Internet now. If television was made for our entertainment, can’t we indulge in its unintentional effects too?

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Cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep": Like?

Check out my other covers at www.youtube.com/fameboundbloke

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