Just got up and thought what a wonderful Sunday! I planned on getting a bowl of cereal and lying in bed to watch marathons of The Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob Squarepants. But alas, what interrupts my morning?
Mom: “Get ready for church!”
Me: UGGGGGHHHHGGHHGHHGHHHH!!! My LIFE, why?????? *Throws Tantrum*
As I stared up at the ceiling feeling sorry for myself, I pondered. Why would Jesus want us to leave our houses and go to church if he put Joel Osteen and other televangelists on at 10am?? I mean, if they are legit pastors, then why travel? The internet was made to connect the world, however it had the unintentional effect of making people too lazy to leave their homes as they could do most activities (banking, shopping, dating) over the Internet now. If television was made for our entertainment, can’t we indulge in its unintentional effects too?